These guys have it right:
The Wake n’ Bacon gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast.
A frozen strip of bacon is placed in the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time.
So: you wake up on time, every time and eat your bacon. You get to work on time, but your arteries get clogged up 10 years ahead of schedule and you drop dead just before you collect that juicy fat pension.
Creative Destruction.
Any fans of the blog who want to buy me one of these for my 30th birthday in 2 weeks, knock yourselves out. Address to send this wonder device is in the sidebar 🙂